The Perfect Gift For The 21 Year Old Birthday Lady

Great lunch with Jason, Ivan and Alan just now at Vivo.

And I dread car rides, when your boss is the one who is driving. I keep on going "what to say ..what to ask...what what WHAT" Ya. I think I am a hopeless/gone-case Case and I wish that I can smack myself 200 times now. TGIO (Thank God It's Over - I don't expect you to know this acronym, so don't panic)

Right.

Other than the normal "Do you use Mac(APPLE)" or "Are you planning to expand the Singapore office" questions (righttt I know, smack me for silly questions) J(ason) said "we will be going to China in January"

We.

Like. The whole Singapore Office We?

Nods. Oui fateha.

Oh wow. Wee.

C for China. I am going. Am I half expecting that trip?Well, yea, since my colleague A(lan) told me something about annual company trip. kekeke. I AM SO BRINGING ALAN TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME. *writing that down in my imaginary 2010 organizer*

While I am gone, Z can start preparing for my Birthday Surprise or anything along that line and perhaps he will wait for me at the Arrival Hall with big Happy 21st Birthday balloons in one hand and a blue box on the other and whips me up along with all the gifts. And I will throw my arms around him and plant many kisses. Ok Stop.

So speaking of birthdays. And I am turning 21 this January I happen to be bored and I looked up Tiffany & Co website...and found this:

Tiffany & Co Keys

The you're 21 so here's a key to mark your SO CALLED freedom gift.
I kind of find the idea of giving keys on 21st birthday rather interesting.

But I'd rather land on something that screams out "I'm a girlie girl with girlie heartie shapies key!!" like this one:

Heart shaped. Ya I would prolly get one for myself anyways because it is so pretty.

More the reason to get one since Z actually nagged at me for not sending my bracelet for polish.

No time la.



I think 2009 will end with a bang this year. I can't confirm yet BUT I got weird dreams that YES I will have a splendid closure for 2009.

Je t'adore. I love you. All of you.

Cheerios,
Faa


P.s I am hooked to GLEE! Gossip Girl is getting mundane! Eks.

My Sisters Keeper : Cameron Diaz

I've watched Time Traveler's Wife (and finished reading the Novel) and watched My Sisters Keeper. Both were equally fantastic! I love My Sisters Keeper more, although I have YET to get hold of the novel because yesterday I went to the book store and they said it was SOLD OUT. I could hardly believe what I was hearing!!!

Watching the movie - half watching half crying - I realised that Cameron Diaz is such a hottie. I never liked her not because she slept with Justin Timberlake -not that I care of duhs- but because there is no "wow" factor in her. Like ok she's an actress and all, but then again so is Heidi Pratt and Vanessa Hudgens (ewwwh?) *shakes thought off*

Right, so, I can't stop pondering. This lady is twice my age but she looks no older than 25 years old! So old mama, what's your secret!?

According to an interview

She declares, “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it's the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 percent part of everyone's life on a day-to-day basis. We'd all be a lot happier.”

Omg, somebody please send her a bouquet of flowers.

Not that I agree of premarital sex or whatever they call it these days. But she's got a point.

If you are wondering is she taking diet pills, no I betcha she doesn't because HAVE YOU SEEN A HUGE ASSED PICTURE OF HER'S BEFORE? No? That is because she has been slender since she was 1 minute old!

How how lucky.

Jessica Alba acting as Cameron Diaz

Or maybe it was Cameron Diaz acting as Jessica Alba

"I need a straighter hair straightener!"

Reminds me so much of the America's Next Top Model episode where all the models had to shave their gorgeous locks.

Salutes to My Sisters Keeper!

Go watch it if you have yet to! Gotta trust me with this!

:)

xoxo
faa

Time Travelling

"I'm afraid of losing you."
Clare smiles. "How could you lose me? I'm not going anywhere."
"I worry that you will get tired of putting up with my undependableness and you will leave me."
"But I never want to leave you."
Clare puts her sketchbook aside. I sit up. "I won't ever leave you," she says. "Even though you're always leaving me."
"But I never want to leave you."
— Audrey Niffenegger (The Time Traveler's Wife)

So.Beautiful.Love.Is

Hi, I Am Flabby

Happinness, is in a cup of Milo and Chicken Curry puff

The other day Z told me I am flabby. The exact same word : F-L-A-B-B-Y.
How can I be flabby. I tak makan banyak but snack alot, and not to mention I am very choosey with foodlahs.

But he still called me flabby.

So I said, What! What's this.. *pinch his flabs* what's this *poke his flabs*

I just wonder if I am only 20 and already have flabs, what does it make me when I am 30 years old!! I might end up looking like I have 4 16inch tyres around me! Then you might as well call me the Tyre girl.

It still amazes me how those Ge Tai makciks (look at the post below) can have the va va voom body. Yes, I have jealousy slime oozing out of my very pores now.

Seriously exercise doesn't work. So susah (difficult) and menyusahkan (cumbersome). I have 1001 body aches after jogging although I had followed the advice of doing 241324 stretches before beginning the runs. Also, I heard that running makes you have MAAAAXIMIISED HIPS like a hippo, so I never wanted to try doing rounds 'nymore.

http://icanhascheezburger.com

I want join Tennis club, but their timmings are all so weird. HMMMPH!

Pyow! Pyow!


I think i am purrfectly fit lor. What flabs!?



Ta lovelies,
Faa

How Unlawful

Omg, I am studying law now, and as I am typing this, I have my Law notes scattered on my office table (omg yes) and Lily Allen's Fuck Thank You playing from the le Lenovo - with my ear piece on ofcourse. Doo Dahs!

Since I am on the topic of LAW (which by the way, Law EXAM is on Monday, next Monday I mean) I am HAPPY to share some interesting and silly laws around the world.

Lo and Be hold, do be (l)awed!

• In Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams.

Thank god Singapore car's plate number end with an alphabet

• In South Korea, traffic policemen are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

(note: Malaysia should also have this INCREDIBLE policy kekeke)

• In Sweden, prostitution is legal but it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

• In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.

Their toilet flushes must have sounds like BOOMZ. Rofl

• In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house without wearing underwear.

Thiz iz le sex. Even if you don't how would people know?

:D


And in Singapore, it is illegal to strut in studded bra-panties costume although you might be 50 years old and still have a body like (who? Angelina Jolie?). Who are you aunties seriously!!?


Why can't my law exam be as interesting as these?

Are you (L)awed?






Faa

Listen To Leighton!

Heard that Leighton Meester's new album is out in the US! I'm squirming with excitement! If you are looking for FREE DOWNLOADABLE Leighton Meester tracks, shame on you!

However, you can listen to free streaming of Leighton Meester songs at www.listen.grooveshark.com

Who would have believed that this hard-knocks school girl can sing!

But then again, anything is possible.


Agree?

mwacks!

Return On Investment

I want to say hello to Ming Li and Janet, my 2 new friends who will be with me for some hellava time on this coming Monday from 7pm onwards.

My message to them is "ROI ROI ROI your boat..."


Mwacks.

Love,
Faa


PS I hate pink.
PPS I kinda love pink.
PPPS Abit.