Un Ex.

Some things are just so unexpected.

Venue: Malaysia's Immigration

Custom: [flips through my passport] err, Nuur Fatihha ade lesen motor tak? (Does Nuur Fatihha have a motorbike liscense?)
Mum: Hah?!
Custom: Nuur Fatihha ade lesen motor tak?
Mum: Er,no ?


It's either he thinks that i look like some Minah Rempit that got caught last week or he thinks that I look like i own a bike (WOW).

Well, even if i do own a bike, why does it matter anyway heh?


Venue: Pan Island Expressway

In the midst of dad's efforts to avoid the ERP, dad and along with other drivers drove at a ridiculous turtle speed. Unfortunately, the uncle in the big truck got kinda impatient and insisting on honking us.

When i looked behind, he looked back at me and mouthed "move faster move faster!!" (including hand gestures that made him look even more retarded) and what i did?

I WAVED back frantically as we drove past him and i mouthed to him "BYE BYE"

Haha.
I hope i made him happy.

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Broadband Here I Come!

I am getting this:
And i guess i'm extremely lucky that there's broadband coverage within my area. *letsoutabigphew*

It costs RM139 per month *gulps*
A pretty hefty price, for a USB modem with a maximum speed of 3.6mbps. (only?)
But, something is definitely than NOTHING.

I guess that shall be my pre-birthday present from The Parents.
A pretty costly 20th present (I have yet to include the Activation Fee et cetera).

But the problem is, my dearest Mac Dvd drive is somewhat err, screwed up.
Don't ask how i made it the way it is now - I don't know what happened too!
Due to those circumstances, i have to get this (look below) in order to install the Wireless package into the Macbook.


An external DVD writer...and it costs S$133!
The cheaper ones are not Mac-compatible.
So yeah, mum & dad are gonna burn a pretty big hole in the pocket this January.

And it'll definitely be good if someone will get for me a 13 inch Macbook battery.

Heh.

BIRTHDAY FALLS ON CHINESE NEW YEAR.
So lucky?
:)

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Very Last Post Of 2008!

Happy New Year To All!.
Saying my goodbyes to yesteryear, and Ola to 09'.
School's reopening next week, and you CAN NOT IMAGINE JUST HOW HAPPY I AM.

:D :D :D :D

I found a couple of interesting things in the past two days and i thought that i might share it here.

You guys can NEVER imagine how incredibly boring it was when i spent the whole of yesterday in my urr JB home, ALONE.

I initially wanted to go to the GYM and POOL so BADLY, but guess what, when i went down by the pool at exactly 4PM, the whole pool was sorta got crowded - with kids.

No hunky man or babe (except me,duh ;) ) around. So i guess, i should instead grab a book and lie by the pool instead.

And i HAD wanted to go to the gym, but i fear that i might end up stuck in between the machines, and prolly die because no trainers were around (to watch me work out HAA HAA HAA).

Very boring day,it was.

And so, as promised, here are some of the interesting stuff that i gathered since i've got nothing better to do DURING THESE HOLIDAYS, or whatever that is left of it anyways?

#1 The SIM clone.

the almost identical logo

I am dying to know what's with the 3 curvy lines as SIM logo.

#2 POSB Drive Thru

My head turned 3545 degrees when i saw this smart machine by the petrol station. I might have not been reading the news...but this THING has been installed like, EVERYWHERE since GOD KNOWS WHEN! Ok i was exaggerating. Think that the weather is TOO hot to walk to the ATM? Just Drive TO it. Awesomeness. Adds up to the reasons why i can't wait to drive! ;)


#3 Lamborghini Goes 'GREEN'



This Murcielago baby costs you USD$427,095.00. And guess what? It's SECOND HAND's PRICE, mind you! I saw once a house with 2 of these babies. 2!?

Imagine the number of gucci bags that i get to buy with that kind of amount of monay....

Hmmm....

#4 Oh La La...LA LA LA LA LA

Guess what? 26 days to MY BIRTHDAY!
I realised it like 5 minutes ago.

YAY!




Happy New Year! and to those who are NOT really looking forward to 2009, all i can say is... TOO BAD!

Tiil then.
Faa :)

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Babe Issue

Do you want babies?
No i want NONE.
Not till my friend have decided to psych me into getting one.
He was practically shooing me to grab a baby off the shelves.

Go! Go!

Now my brain is tuned to getting married and have (to have) baby(ies)

*gasp*

And i forgot to tell you, i am only 19. Who am i to tell others yes or no to babies?
But still, the idea of getting one/two/three in the future is just so appalling.

So the conversation goes:


And when i said i would definitely want to throw in a couple of Gucci bags if i have more than enough money, he told me to get babies. Ya, those high-maintainence err, cute cuddly small people.

And so i said, Fine, I'll get babies, as in ADOPT one.


He said workouts. By getting African babies (as inspired from Brangelina), i will have to bring him/her to the GYM?!? I barely make it alive in the GYM! omg
I'm such a bad role model for born-to-be-strong African babies.

After putting much thought to it, i finally decided, OK fine, babies for me. I'll make one myself!


So want to know my verdict?

Yes or No?

Wait, i'll call Z tonight and ask.

:D

Cheers,
Faa

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Resolutions, Anyone?

Exactly 5 days to new year.
And NEW YEAR calls for some NEW resolutions.
I've made truckloads of resolutions before this, but queerly, i just don't bother to keep track of them after some time.

It's always those typical-fateha resolutions.
Something that sounds like urr, study harder, get better grades, be a better daughter, be a better girlfriend yadayada.

Hmm, now i know why i don't follow up my resolutions! They are just as mundane as ME. *gasp*

I should come up with something like... learn how to rollerblade, throw a birthday party, have a get-together with friends EVERY MONTH.
Now, that sounds more like goals to me.

Grr, someone NEEDS to tell me exactly how to come up with AN EXCELLENT list of resolution that is worth MY time and energy crafting it.

I'll let my brilliant brain work on it for a while.
But chances are i won't share MY RESOLUTIONS here.

No, i don't want you to COPY MINE. It has to come from your heartttttt you knowwwww.

:D


Meanwhile, let me give you a sneak peek into my new urr, home (?)


And omg. I have to update soon on HOW KIASU these Singaporeans/Malaysians are when they board the buses to checkpoint. I have high blood pressure everytime i see them with their ridiculous acts in/on/off the buses.

Ah, typical.

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update

hoho.
Merry X'mas All.

I did run away from home, indeed!
I'm in Singapore NOW!


FYI:

• I'm hungry. No, FAMISHED.
• Waiting for Z @ Hougang Mall [3.26pm]
• I found a USABLE power socket for USE.
• Z arrived at 3.27pm

Time to go!


Till then,
xoxo
Fateha

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distraught,still

T'is the season to be jolly.NOT.

There's definitely NOTHING to be jolly or holy about, especially since 1stly, because i GOT the feeeeling that i will MOST PROBABLY be stuck in the hell-hole in youshouldknowhere. 2ndly, it's because i am purely not a Xtian, so therefore, no going to the church for me on X'mas.

It's been already 2 weeks or so living in M'sia. And yesterday was my FIRST time eva taking the BUS home.
Yea, I'm not talking bus interchanges and NEL and MRT whatnots. I'm talking about the yellow banana Causeway Link Bus that was somewhat packed (it wasn't that packed. Thank god?!) with KIASU S'poreans/M'sians who actually STOOD AT THE DOORS of the bus (yea, they DON'T SIT) so that they can RUN (yes, literally RUUUUN!) to the customs have their passports scanned first.

I skipped the running, and strolled like a graceful swan instead.

And i ended up... standing for half the journey.

No prizes for guessing right on how i am getting home tonight.

Also, i want to thank my parents, for being very extremely unreasonably protective of me.

"no, you cannot travel home alone"
"they will think that you are some rebellious-up-to-no-good girl"

And i thought that i've always looked like urm ... an angel?

*Why. WHY on the BLOODY EARTH are they making ME BLOODY SHIFT to BLOODY there. Now i can't bloody travel to school even if i bloody wanted to.*

It's amazing how they are always full of praises for that place there. Kept on comparing on how Singapore is so like this and Malaysia is wow so like that.

I'm going to run away from home tonight.

So while waiting for Z, i'm going to draft my plan.

omg, wtf?

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