Prince Kidnapped Model

'Kelantan prince kidnapped top model'. Victim's mum also accuses him of torturing ... A MALAYSIAN prince in the Kelantan royal family has been accused of ...'


This gives me the brilliant idea that I should also kidnap Z from Tekong one day. Then I can have him all to myself and the world would be perfect etc etc...


Well, if you are pretty (like the model as mentioned above) there's no doubt everybody wants a piece of you. So yes, but in fact, she already made the biggest mistake of her life, by marrying at the age of 17! Aiyo. Model leh. Check out Victoria Secret's Models. Do they get married at the age of 17? I doubt so.

And i don't wish to start talking about VS, because it'll just leave me green by the end of this post. I WORSHIP YOU pseudo ANGELS!

Are those boobs real?

So yes Z if you are thinking of kidnapping me, please don't do it a day before my exam. I would have studied so hard by then (HOPE-freaking-FULLY), and it'll be a total waste if you decide to elope with me 24 hours before the paper starts.

But Z! If you happen to have a private Jet Plane (just like the Prince) -which you didn't tell me- I'll give studying a second thought. Sipping on Martinis, feeling high and exclusive in a private jet plane - why on earth would I trade THIS to something less exclusive like uhh, studying for exams? But then again, no knight in shining armour or prince on white horse or batman with the metallic suit (and he faked those 20 packs on his bod please) is going to kidnap me tonight, because that someone happens to be Jamming somewhere , still hitting his drums though it's close to midnight. Side note: Oooh, man and music = sexy (seriously)

You are so funny you tickle me shitless.

Meantime, I should really start finishing up all revisions because... it feels like real shit when things get done halfway.



Chao!
faa

I Am Zac Effron's Nightmare

alright, admit it, you are one of those zac effron freaks who dreams to be the next V Hudgens and you are so close to watching '17 Again'.

Breathe if you think it's true and it's so typically you.

Guess what, i'm turning blue already!

Before i forget, you can exhale now.

I don't like Zac Effron no matter how adorable he might look with or without V.
I don't like Zac Effron because he plays basktetball. But if Z (as in MY Z) plays it, i don't mind.
I don't like Zac Effron because he likes v.
I hate V.
She thinks she's hot. Oh, she's the new model for some face wash ad.
I like V sometimes, but 80% of the time i loathe her inside out left right up and down.
I like Zac Effron for the fact that he bought a mansion. HIS mansion. That's admirable.

And this list can go on i tell you.

I remembered some time ago, Z was telling he watched High school musical (and i almost died in disbelief because HE WATCHED HSM, you get it?!? it's so funny that my toes are laughing) and he can't stop thinking how he is like Zac Effron or Troy for that Matter and i am V.

Well, hmph, i can see the absolute resemblance between me and V, of course (AHAHAHAAHHAHAHA KIDDING) but there's no need to relate me, or US, to HSM, it's so... yucky.

But yes Z, i admire the fact that you are so thoughtful, and never stop thinking about me. I reallly love you for that :) But don't ever compare me to V, because i am allergic to her. Oh, she's half Philippian, Brazilian and Egyptian and SO AM I! Haha.

He asked me once, if Zac Effron stand infront of me naked, what would i do?

I told him i would shoo him away and tell him to hump miss perfect body (we ALL know she got good BOD after that.....you know that incident yeah). I would be the least interested person.

Oh, but to the 2 other threesome of mine, PLEASE TAKE ME TO WATCH '17 AGAIN' . I swear i won't shout booooo's throughout the entire movie!

Meantime, it's just Z and F.




Love,
faa


p/s if you are a hard core Zac Effron fan - the ones who breathe, eat and would DREAM to sleep with Zac Effron, i apologize.
Or if you are Zac Effron himself, Hello YOU! Do you wear contacts? Because your eyes look extra sparkly.

1 week!

Mugging Updates

One for Prices & Markets

One For Management Accounting

One For Business Stats

And One For Commercial Law <3

zzzzz...

Hairy Issue

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEE

La la la la... Ulysses..

Jai ho and Ulysses accompanying me throughout the mugging nights and yes that sachet of 4 in 1 coffee mix works like a dynamite on me. Omfg it's 12.21am already? Unbelievable because i haven't even winked once since my first sip of caffeine. Wohs. Woohs!

I used to tell Z how much I loathe PCD, because all they do is dance around lip sync-ing every song. Call me a hypocrite because now i love them! ok, not all of them, i just love nicole. Thanks to the Clear (shampoo) advertisement. Goodness, god help me. I love her freaking immaculate hair. The hair to die for. And omg, the bod. THE BOD. Can someone send her a bouquet of roses? She deserves them! If i have that kind of hair, i will prolly end up sleep-sitting. Omg GIVE ME YOUR HAIR. But again, it's a shampoo advertisement, so chances are they won't be using Oprah as the model or Britney for that matter too.

So yes, i want to become one of PCD and be the voice behind the woooaaaooooohhh and aaaaahhhh's in all the songs. Have you noticed the more outstanding Christina Aguilera-like voice in that song When I Grow Up? I find her totally annoying. But still, she gets to sing with Nicole-The-Lady-With-The-Hair!!

Lady Gaga's blonde hair is what i want IF i'm looking for a uber straight cut. But that's her wig, right? Steffani Joanne Germanotta - awfully mouthful to pronounce. She goes cherry cherry boom boom in all her songs if you have yet to realise. Love the wig!

I will be getting a brand new smashing hair do soon, so hopefully I get to look like Nicole. Aha. Wicked!


Z's birthday is in 3 weeks time and i am *pulls hair* thinking of what to get/GIVE him.
Any ideas ladies?

Now, back to the books!
*poof*

Totally

Let me forewarn you that i will be on a supposedly discrete hiatus because :





1. my exams are in 2 weeks time. so yes, panic with me.
2. i have loads of work. yes work, not as in homework.



So chances are you are going to get less of me, but still, i know i'm going to amaze you with a splendid post right after my exams.

god i hate exams.

I'm Off To Study Now

@5.22pm SIM Computer Lab

This week officially marks the last week of school, though there is still 1 Prices & Markets class next week.
But the heap of burden is now off me. Hurrah for last week for school. This simply means that second sem is coming to an end.
Sounds as if it was a breeze.

Sem 2 didn't start off with a bang (and nor will it end with another bang this week) hence it was just (another) silent departure between us and the lecturers. I've got something to share : I don't even know the name of my Accounting leccturer. He looks like those high class china professor, and my girls love him because he's just so oldish-cute in a weird-kind-of-way.

Accounting lecturer : See, 2.991 is close to 3. Can you feeel it?

Well, minding the fact that his engilish is not that clear at times, (confused myself 'sunk cost' to be 'sun cost' ) he is still superbly Efficient.

Is there a sale somewhere i heard they were discussing about during Stats class? Sale or no sale, i think i'd better hit the books now because tomorrow's the last test of the sem (!!) and perhaps giving one last BEST shot would makes things a little brighter as i start rolling on revision timetable and whatnots.

Till then,

Fateha

I'm Off To Study Now (yiqi what happened to our study plan haha)