Hi, I Am Flabby

Happinness, is in a cup of Milo and Chicken Curry puff

The other day Z told me I am flabby. The exact same word : F-L-A-B-B-Y.
How can I be flabby. I tak makan banyak but snack alot, and not to mention I am very choosey with foodlahs.

But he still called me flabby.

So I said, What! What's this.. *pinch his flabs* what's this *poke his flabs*

I just wonder if I am only 20 and already have flabs, what does it make me when I am 30 years old!! I might end up looking like I have 4 16inch tyres around me! Then you might as well call me the Tyre girl.

It still amazes me how those Ge Tai makciks (look at the post below) can have the va va voom body. Yes, I have jealousy slime oozing out of my very pores now.

Seriously exercise doesn't work. So susah (difficult) and menyusahkan (cumbersome). I have 1001 body aches after jogging although I had followed the advice of doing 241324 stretches before beginning the runs. Also, I heard that running makes you have MAAAAXIMIISED HIPS like a hippo, so I never wanted to try doing rounds 'nymore.

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I want join Tennis club, but their timmings are all so weird. HMMMPH!

Pyow! Pyow!


I think i am purrfectly fit lor. What flabs!?



Ta lovelies,
Faa

How Unlawful

Omg, I am studying law now, and as I am typing this, I have my Law notes scattered on my office table (omg yes) and Lily Allen's Fuck Thank You playing from the le Lenovo - with my ear piece on ofcourse. Doo Dahs!

Since I am on the topic of LAW (which by the way, Law EXAM is on Monday, next Monday I mean) I am HAPPY to share some interesting and silly laws around the world.

Lo and Be hold, do be (l)awed!

• In Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams.

Thank god Singapore car's plate number end with an alphabet

• In South Korea, traffic policemen are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

(note: Malaysia should also have this INCREDIBLE policy kekeke)

• In Sweden, prostitution is legal but it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

• In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.

Their toilet flushes must have sounds like BOOMZ. Rofl

• In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house without wearing underwear.

Thiz iz le sex. Even if you don't how would people know?

:D


And in Singapore, it is illegal to strut in studded bra-panties costume although you might be 50 years old and still have a body like (who? Angelina Jolie?). Who are you aunties seriously!!?


Why can't my law exam be as interesting as these?

Are you (L)awed?






Faa

Listen To Leighton!

Heard that Leighton Meester's new album is out in the US! I'm squirming with excitement! If you are looking for FREE DOWNLOADABLE Leighton Meester tracks, shame on you!

However, you can listen to free streaming of Leighton Meester songs at www.listen.grooveshark.com

Who would have believed that this hard-knocks school girl can sing!

But then again, anything is possible.


Agree?

mwacks!

Return On Investment

I want to say hello to Ming Li and Janet, my 2 new friends who will be with me for some hellava time on this coming Monday from 7pm onwards.

My message to them is "ROI ROI ROI your boat..."


Mwacks.

Love,
Faa


PS I hate pink.
PPS I kinda love pink.
PPPS Abit.