My Fastastic 2010 Resolution

It's the time of the year again where everybody thinks it is the perfect time to start jotting down their NEW YEAR resolutions. Oh, of course I was one of those who resolute every year end -back to back- without fail.

But as I am coming to my 21st next month next year , I figured, whattheheck, it is time to ditch New Year Resolutions List for something more smashing and more practical/do-able like a 2010 To-Do List.

How many of us REALLY draw up their New Year Resolutions and go forth with it. I bet you totally forget about the whole shit list even before you reach half of the year.

It is terrible I tell you because I always ended up unresoluted (not a word, but Hey!)

Somehow, a To-Do list sounds like a you are holding on to a list and you are held at gun point.
Do or die, I will say.

So you want to do it ? If not then die la.

All hail, my very own 2010 To-Do list! (previously known as 2010 Resolution -i don't care- List)


1) Get bigger boobs. Have more proper meals.

I am 20 years old, and I don't know what is a proper meal. Thank you.

2) Smile more!

People say I'm too serious just because I barely smile with my uber white teeth showing.

3) Get all Distinctions for my Semester 4 and 5.

Grades are very important (doink) . I need to push up my GPA desperately so hopefully eating proper meals and smiling more will help me Ups my grades.

4) Save money.

So fking easy to say here. But I need it to get myself new semi-pro camera!

How's your resolutions coming along people?



[Post was written on the 30th December 2009]

Check Out My Awesome Facebook Blog

I've tweaked my blog template people!

Wohoo, kindly note that I am still in the proccess of 'tweaking' and we all know how much we love Facebook and to make it even more happening, I have choosen to replicate my Facebook's profile page!

(I think it is a horrible idea now that I keep on confusing my Facebook page and blog)

I hope you people out there won't get confused as well because *ahem ahem* admit it, it looks rather spectacular right?

But,

If you are looking for a 'Like' button, go kill yourself, because it's not here! FML. I've been searching high/low for the 'Like' button to add in my blog but no avail.

My favicon is still retarded because I figured out only JUST NOW that Windows 'Paint' makes a absolute horrible picture editor. The pixels get 'mislocated' and god, it's very annoying.

****

My dear friend is complaining about her spoilt iPhone *gasps* and I know how Apple repairs can be such a helluva rip off.

I just got my iPopo - so please don't disappoint your mama!

Meantime, check out new iPhone 4G. ftw (credits to Ng Yi Qi)





taa!

xfaa

Aren't We All Already Bilingual?

Firstly, thanks for the great article. I have some thoughts that I wish to raise here.

In Singapore, when we say "Bilingualism" it immediately means English-Chinese language. What happens to the Malay and Tamil language? After all, the word 'Bi' means two, or double.

In their efforts to be discrete, employers will always put job adevertisements, hiring only 'bilingual' individuals. In that case, I speak English AND Malay - 2 languages therefore I am a qualified bilingualist, no?

I personally find second languages very important, but over the years (and the even stronger emphasis on Chinese language by MM Lee) I find the Malay and Tamil language rather redundant.

Back in my Secondary school years, I took Higher Mother Tongue (Malay) but even with a fantastic distinction in the subject, my potential employers do not find it "useful" and was not awed by it at all.

How will my kids benefit in the future by adopting their forefather's language?

I truly understand the importance and relevency of the Chinese language in the working world now, but can this be an excuse to give our kids when we opt them into a second language class that is not of their native?


Thank you for your time.

Regards,
Ms Nuur Fatihha Yusoff

ONLY FOR BOYS! : The Google Phone

As you might have read from my 2 previous post (and the new TwitPic in the side bar...) I have managed to figure out how to TwitFaceBlogterbookger via iPhone!

It is easy peasy thanks to the 12GB free bundle from Starhub!

*rub hands in glee*

Wells, even before we get to have a little breather from these iPhone price wars between all 3 Singapore Telco's, Google announced that they are launching a -ready to hear this?- GOOGLE PHONE.Very SOON.

Noobs, look up and listen carefully.

Our browser friendly pals have came out with a swazy self-named phone - the Google Phone. (bear me with this, because seriously, a Google phone sounds like a toy, like Barbie phone).

It is not out yet, but there have been plentiful of prototypes and wth, you go "google it" yourself and you will be treated with an array of sleek white (or black) cellies that looks like a sordid combo from our HTC touch pals and luscious N series from NOKIA.



On the side note, this prototype kinda looks like a PSP Go too!

This year, the trend of smooth-edged, sleek meek designs topped with silver linings have been a popular option among us all. I mean look at them all - Samsung Omnia I, iPhone, LG Arena, Nokia N97, and what else? You add them to the list.

Seriously, I can't wait for this Google Phone to be released.

Will it be the new I.T phone, or just mere junk?

Loving my new phone, although the battery life kind of erms, yeah never mind.


XXOO
faa



Pictures, credits:
http://blogs.adobe.com/genesisproject/2007/12/google_gets_ready_for_cell_pho.html
http://www.slashgear.com/sony-psp-go-leaks-ahead-of-e3-3045351/

Testing it again

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Heeeeeyyy

Testing!

Sent from my iPhone

Converse, The Way A Shoetish Would See It

Morning Dooshbags!

I was hitching in a -very- crowded train and when I finally got a seat, I always end up staring at the floorboards of the train. That was when I saw this guy, looking perfectly office-ly dressed in good tailored black Office Pants, blue and white stripes long sleeved shirt and clutching his polished black leather bag and to top off what looks like to be a rather normal men office wear look, he was wearing a pair of black -uh uh, you don't expect this coming- converse shoes.

Omg, that is so brilliant. No No, I mean it. It's Brilliant!

Off all things, I would not have imagined that Converse would pair so well with a pair of tailored black office pants! (yea, using the word 'office' more often than I should to emphasize the link with Office and Converse , God, silly me).

It does sound pretty queer now that I am writing this down and imagining the office/converse look on him, but when I saw it, it was like a perfect match. Almost beat those office heeled shoes -what'd you call those? -for men hands down!

You might have not guessed it yet, but yes, I have fetish for shoes -not to use it sexually though!- I declare that I am a Shoetish.

Oui.

But no, I do not have a walk in wardrobe to display my beautiful prizes. I'm not that sick, ok!

Oh yes, I just googled for 'Converse' a second ago and I found this:



Greatness to the power of a million! It's absolutely gorgeous! It comes with wedges! I know, it is very Mama Do Pixie Lott.

Though I already have this in my family of shoes ...

(in white)

... I still want to get one of those ConWedges!

It would look massively good with high knee socks :

(ewhs, it's Vanessa in the middle)

Ah, but it's sick because they do not have it in Singapore. The ConWedges I mean.

Woebegone, I am so.

Hurry, tell me if you see any nice wedges worth breaking the piggy bank!


taa!

xooxoo
faa

Starhub Sure Slits M1 Balls

My love. Sweet sweet love. It's out! Check out my megawatt smile! ^^

I flipped to mypaper second page and for once, I never felt happier to see another war coming right smack in the beginning of whatlookslikearather solitudinal week...

Ready for peeks everyone?

IT'S THE iPHONE WARS!


Right as you are reading this, Starhub customer support are huffing and puffing and sending out emails to those who had preordered their iPhones (ME, I did!) respectively. And when I mean war, there is LITERALLY a war, happening in the internal circles of Starhub and M1!




Poor Ramalingam was exiled because he tried to diss Starhub customer support by what? Promoting M1 website!!!! (he included the link ofcourse, but his post was subsequently removed. Shame shame.

Wait, I cannot believe that I am going for this black little sonofa... A year ago, I gave a freak-like-i-care? look when I sauntered pass Singtel huge-ass banners of iPhone. 'Dull, yuks, omg it comes only in BLACK? , it's Apple and Apple are not meant to be phones' are just some of the comments I thrust at people -ok ADMIT, I was jealous OK- when they flick out their iPals and start tapping hastily on them.


Sheesh. Look what have I become now. A total Applunatic.

Well, who am I lying when I tell people not to go for iPhones! I am a true - breed Apple lovenut! And that is only because I own a MacBook and iPod.

I decided that it's time I clear myself off some myths:


Myth no 1: Apple products are expensive.

Unmyth-ed : WTF? They are not expensive at all. Check out the new Macbook ! It costs just a hundred over a one and half thousand SGD ! Madly cheap as compared to over priced Sony's and what? Toshiba? God, you people make me laugh.

Myth no 2: iPod are the best music players on the planet.

Unmyth-ed : Remind me to hang you by the neck. Of course they are. I have tried Creative's MP3 (which was a lovely gift from Z) and my Bro's Creative Mozaic, both their battery life span is a total goner. Currently I am hooked to my iPod Gen 3 - it's so cute and the battery can last me a WEEK! (everybody O-M-G with me) and it's going to turn 2 this 26th January 2010. Very lasting one.

Myth no 3 : You are paying for the BRAND.

Unmyth-ed : We are not talking about Gucci tote's here. You are paying for the technology, idiot. Do you know how much money it takes to pay those engineers!!!? Not willing to pay much? Then stick to Sony Walkmans, the one with Cassette Tapes. KEKEKE.


What do YOU think about Apple?



xxo
faa


I STILL LOVE MY OMNIA

[edited;1.52pm] OMG look at the title of this post. I was suppose to edit it but I accidentally pressed 'Publish Post'!!! Cannot edit it now!

Why Should I Freaking Care About Your Facebook Relationship Statuses

I learnt that one of my Secondary school acquaintance got engaged recently. I cannot help but beam at the 48 comments and 5 'Likes' from Facebook on this status update.

Gah.

And then I come back to reality and told myself and prolly just another 'lets get married in Facebook' just like what Xiaxue and of course thousands of others would have virtually declared in their Facebook page.

But I think this is for real. So, congrats to YOU (Liyana Yeo)!!!!!!! Though I don't know her on a personal level. Yikes. Facebook is creepy - it makes you TALK to strangers and PRETEND that you have 200+ friend, even though you ONLY SPOKE to 50 of them in your entire life!!!

ANYWAYS,

I have a double take on these Facebook Relationship Statuses.

One 1 side of it, who cares if you are in a relationship with Mr ABC or Miss XYZ. All people do is that they will click on their 'spouses' name and if you are blessed with a square-jawed hunkie as your hubby, then people will be secretly jealous that you have a hunky thong man by your side.

But if your hubby looks like a car wreck, people will just snigger at it and will later comment "congrats! he looks cute!" Not.

How can people judge a person by his profile picture?! Pictures are BARELY accurate.

But then again, Relationship Statuses are great if you are a desperate attention seeker who LIKES to have endless comments on how you turned from being in a relationship to single.

I can't help but feel sorry for those who actually takes these relationship statuses seriously. That is because I just had a friend who changed from married, to in a relationship and to single all within a week. So, should I really bother and ask her whether she's alright and how's the divorce coming along?

There is no need to show with whom you are in relationship with because if THEY ARE REALLY YOUR BOSOM buddies, they would have known, right!?

*Shrugs*

So people, stop freaking update your Facebook relationship statuses because the world won't end if you fail to update with whom you have been smooching for the last 24 hours.

Bless you all.

faa

[edited; 8.19pm] by this, it doesn't mean that i'm against all of you who already have your relationship status updated respectively. I mean, go ahead, tell the world!!! If your status is REAL, then I have no qualms :) at all.